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Why You All Up In Muh Bidness?

But really. Why?

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thedailywhat:

Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?

Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.

[death+taxes]

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Texting Father Stone

Me:
My birthday is friday too! I would like six white ponies. If they're not white I'll scream.
Father Stone:
I was going to get u a unicorn but decided not to saddle u with the responsibility
Me:
These puns are giving me an ulcer

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TODAY I WORKED AT BEN SHERMAN

It was only for like four hours, and I was only training with two other girls named crystal and juanita, but here’s some shit that happened

  • We learned how to be SUPER KEWL and at the same time make people spend one million dollars on clothes
  • I got hit on HARD by juanita and crystal who are much older than me.
  • quotes include…
  • “hey we should hang out with your new outfits….hahaha”
  • “so….do you have a girlfriend? or…a….boy…friend?”
  • Then there was a lot of arm touching which I HATED.
  • I got approximately $500 of free clothes
  • Unfortunately this includes pink chinos and skinny jeans so chances are I will wear them never.
  • I learned everything about every kind of shirt and collar and fit and pants and shoes and trendy trendy trends
Then I left and did yoga and it was perf. Everything is beautiful at the ballet



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#Charming

Today so far has been tibet.com. I woke up at like 12 only a little hungover (!), and then went out to breakfast where I ate an enormous pile of pancakes. Then Andrew and I decided to go to central park, so we did and it was PERF and we laid out on the giant lawn and everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.